Every people are Like to use funny jokes for WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook and other Social Side. Mostly People also Love attitude Whatsapp Status in Hindi. Whatsapp is the best Messenger App in the world which was used by Billion of people. Now there was every smartphone have WhatsApp installed in it. Approximately Every people was used WhatsApp.
Whatsapp Funny jokes for husband and wife:
-------------------------------A true husband is one who lays down the laws for his wife...and then accepts all her amendments!
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Record-breaking - 1 million idea connections sold in just 3 days due to one simple printing mistake of one word in the idea sloGan....."The idea can change ur WIFE"
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When a married man says- 'I'll think about it', What he really means that He doesn't know his wife's opinion yet...
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Now I always watch my wedding video in reverse and I love the end when she takes the ring off, goes out, jumps in the car and heads back to her father's home...
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A husband and a wife are like two wheels of a vehicle...If one gets punctured, the vehicle can`t move any further...Moral: Always keep a spare wheel!
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Research has revealed that you can actually fall in love with your own wife...If somebody else describes her to you...
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Faithful husbands will go straight to heaven..!!! While Unfaithful will enjoy heaven on earth..!! The choice is yours!!!!!
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A devoted husband is one who thinks of his wife while sleeping with others, rather than thinking of others while sleeping with his wife!!!!
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Compromising with ur wife does not mean ur the wrong n she is right...It only means that our personal safety is more important than ur ego !!
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An afterthought on Karwa Chauth - Cutting down your food will not give your husbands a longer life...But if you can cut down your spending it surely will!!
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What Is The Difference b/w GHAZAL & LECTURE..? Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is. GHAZAL & Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is. LECTURE...
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A couple planned to commit suicide together. But once the wife killed herself, he changed his mind as things suddenly looked more positive...
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When a husband opens the car door for his wife, either the car or the wife is new!
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How do you express two words, with exactly the opposite meanings, in a single sentence...? Any guesses? No? Say: "HAPPILY MARRIED"
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A man going in the car with his wife...He writes on the rear glass..." DO NOT DISTURB...ALREADY VERY DISTURBED."
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Nobody teaches volcanoes to erupt, Tsunamis to arise, Hurricanes to sway around, & No one teaches how to choose a husband...NATURAL DISASTERS JUST HAPPEN!!!
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An Intelligent Wife Is One Who Makes Sure She Spends So Much That Her Husband Can't Afford Another Women.
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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fast.
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Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage? Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet. Jumpppp Innnn Fast.
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